US President Barack Hussein Obama met with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, Denmark, Dec. 18, 2009. We did not seek approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House for this contest. Winners get only the satisfaction of ridiculing a communist and a Chinese guy.What caption would you write for this photo? Use the comments link below and take your best shot. We'll announce a winner soon.
Official White House Photo by Pete Souza
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Look, I can get you a billion by Friday. C'mon, you know me - you'll get your money, I promise!
ReplyDelete"That wasn't me, it was an actor. His name is Fred Armisen. It was a comedy sketch."
ReplyDeleteGod-Father Jiabao, A few Billion a year and a little more time is all I ask and the country is yours, I promise.
ReplyDelete"Let me be clear: Mine's bigger than this."
ReplyDeleteSome may say I want to do sex to you. Let me be clear: I do not wish to do sex to you.
ReplyDeleteNo No, "Screwing You" is just an exprssion
ReplyDeleteThis is the best I can do. You know how I feel. It's just that they are watching everything and I'll catch hell if I do a full bow.
ReplyDeleteYou so need to teach me how to sit like the leader of a nation. People think I am a little "chill," youknowwhatImeanbrohammer?
ReplyDeleteNo, no no. That is not true. When have I ever lied???
ReplyDeleteI really thought we could bring the United States to its knees in the first year. I just need more time, that's all.
ReplyDeleteI know, I really didn't deserve the Nobel. What was I gonna do - say no?
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ReplyDeleteLet me be clear, Saul Alinsky was my hero, so you know my word is good as gold. I can force the americans to pay anything. Your money will be returned.
ReplyDeleteLet me be clear, Your culture is different from ours. Handing me flowers won't get you my wife for the evening.
ReplyDeleteI will crush them with my bare hands,and if that doesn't work, I will talk them to death.
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it Wen Jiabao, I am weaker than you thats why my head is lower than yours. Is there anything I can do to kiss your ass?
ReplyDeleteLook, it comes in a bowl about this big, it's sweet yet sour, has pork and rice. It's kinda yummy.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner is Katrina Price! Thank you, all, for participating. And even though we've made this compleely arbitrary selection, please feel free to suggest another caption...